
Dear Jürgen,
Jürgen Koskinen’s agent is trying to let him down gently. He has suffered through six excruciating drafts of Jürgen’s latest ‘dirty cop reluctantly pairs with on-the-spectrum detective to uncover a fetishist serial killer’ novel and Marti's blood pressure reader is beseeching him to read no further. Knowing that Jürgen laminates his rejection letters and stuffs them in his bedclothes, as a bizarre act of mortification of the flesh, Marti is reluctant to deal the final blow. B